General yuckiness in bullet point form

Because I'm not sure I can string together enough coherent sentences to form actual paragraphs, you're getting bullet points.

• I feel like crap and my voice? It kind of sounds like a frog.
• I ache.
• My car? It has a flat tire. I didn't pay attention in driver's ed class, therefore, I didn't learn how to change a tire. I'm currently in the process of finding someone of the male gender (who knows how to change a tire) to come over and help me.
• I spent my day off, glued to my recliner, dozing and watching cheezy Lifetime movies.
• I was supposed to get a flu shot today. That plan went down the drain when I walked outside and discovered the aforementioned flat tire.
• Is it bedtime yet?

UPDATE: The tire? It's officially flat. As in unfixable. Meaning I have to buy a new tire. Ugh. For now, I'm riding around with my spare and the Focus? It looks a little ghetto.