Why I don't listen to the radio

I don't like the radio. I'm not a fan of hearing the same six songs over and over.

I'd much rather listen to CDs in the car, where I can choose to subject myself to the same 11-track over and over again. Because, guess what, if I own the CD, chances are I like most of the songs on a disc.

Besides, if I listen to the radio, I don't run the risk of pulling for an approaching emergency vehicle. Because that's what I do when I hear sirens. I pull over.

And it never fails, every time I hear that new Rihanna song, "Shut Up and Drive," I pull over. Because there are sirens. And when I hear sirens, I pull over.

Even if its only a song on the radio.