It brings me pleasure to tell you that I'm now a licensed driver who is allowed to drive until Jan. 24, 2015.
Yes. 2015. I'll be in my mid-thirties. I don't even want to think about that. But apparently the fine folks at the Wisconsin Department of Motor Vehicles have enough faith in my driving abilities that they feel confident issuing me a driver's license that will not need to be renewed for another eight years.
*walks away, shaking head*