Take that non-twinkling icicle lights.
You've been replaced. With lights of a multi-colored, non-icicle variety. Lights that aren't supposed to twinkle. So I won't be upset when they don't.
Now it's off to finish other Christmas related things...the letter telling people, "So I moved away from the 'burg to this new city and new job and everything is just great. Merry Christmas."
At least tonight should be an enjoyable time. And when I get home from the company Christmas party, I'll be able to enjoy my non-twinkling, functional, multi-colored lights on my patio railing.